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Zippy

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Sex in the dark....
« on: February 24, 2009, 00:45:58 AM »

There  was this couple that had been married for 20  years.
Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years  the wife felt this was ridiculous.  
She  figures she would break him of this crazy habit.  So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device...  
A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You  impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How  could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:  

     'I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids.'
 



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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2009, 22:23:22 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2009, 23:49:11 PM »
 

 

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