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Zippy

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« on: February 23, 2009, 23:52:50 PM »
  ME!!!



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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2009, 00:02:02 AM »
who cares, so long as it's comfy, you have a pillow and a snuuggglly blanket your sorted...

TT

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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2009, 00:06:09 AM »
im sorted all right TT

I got me laptop too :D

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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2009, 00:07:03 AM »
grrr at grumpy guys

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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2009, 00:10:30 AM »
how come its always the gurls that have to say sorry even when they did newt !!

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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2009, 00:13:45 AM »
lol look what just fell in my inbox



A WOMAN'S POEM:
 Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
 One who's handsome, smart and strong.
 One who loves to listen long,
 One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's gainfully employed,
 When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
 Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
 Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
 I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2009, 00:17:14 AM »
spose I best post this bit too...



A MAN'S POEM:
 I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
 huge boobs and a nice ass who owns a bar on a golf course,
 and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
 doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

 The End



oh well I can cover two of those

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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2009, 00:51:06 AM »
Mwahaha  don't tempt me......



          THE BOTTLE OF WINE

 
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:
 
 Mary was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.  

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Mary tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail,
until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Mary.
'What in bag?' asked the old woman.
  Mary looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.
Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:








































'Good trade.....'
 
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2009, 22:25:32 PM »
sorry ya on the couch!

does that mean the tv will be on loud coz ya cant sleep

the 24v xr4i auto-0 to 60 in 6.71 secs

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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2009, 02:54:27 AM »
lol  well well look who snook in :D

only just back upstairs, well it is payday today

also it did get a little cold down here.... :D



Oh yes, why am I online at this ungodly hour !!!
the bugger woke me up again!!!  





>>>>>>might as well pay a few bills whilst I'm up and awake "dum de dum de dum" >>>>>>
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