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Offline Chris

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Damn pikeys
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2008, 07:02:55 AM »
This would soon put a stop to it

A dam good thrashing


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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2008, 10:38:49 AM »
Sounds like the barstewards who tried to tow my mk1 4x4 and my uncles sd1 off his drive last year  
Flogging's far too tame for some people  

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2008, 19:36:07 PM »
Quote from: littlegems4x4
Sounds like the barstewards who tried to tow my mk1 4x4 and my uncles sd1 off his drive last year  
Flogging's far too tame for some people  
  a friend of mine owns a "stolen asset" tracking & retrieval company on Merseyside. He was at an "unlicensed" caravan site recovering 2 stolen mini diggers - one of which was on a nice 4 wheel Indespension trailer that might be coming my way (surprise surprise none of the "happy campers" admitted to it being theirs with a moody digger on it). Any way my friend Ian called me up - this is how it went (Imagine the Wirral accent)..

"aahlright maete - I might ave a nice 4 wheel trailer for your Sierra - I'm at a fooochin pikey site in South Yorkshire and..." only for him to get linched by one of the Butlins customers and labeled a racist          to which he replied "listen ya foochin scum I wudn't be ere if yaz hadn't a foochin nicked it". Classic.

4 pikeys up for plant theft and they were trying to get the bloke who found the stolen diggers nicked for referring to them as pikeys. Whatever next.

butpipe

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Damn pikeys
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2008, 19:48:46 PM »
pikeys suck, I assume they go for heavy cars because of the scrap value these days? When I worked in an office I remember a bunch of proper pikeys moving into the carpark and waiting out the entire eviction notice, fookin scum. Best though is this:-

Some pikeys (maybe the same ones) also moved onto a farmers field near where I used to work, obviously the farmer wanted them off. He went and told them to leave and got abuse and a statement of thier right to be there until an eviction notice has been filed. The farmer not to be deterred went and fetched his muck spreader. I don't know if any of you know but the muck spreaders have serious pressure, he parked near them took the hose and manually sprayed the entire pikey encampment, caravans cars kids they all got covered in shite. Obviously the pikeys tried to run at him presumably to give him a good beating, but I am told the pressure from the hose was enough to knock them back and keep them pinned. He shut it off asked them to leave and they agreed.

Eviction notices my arse, we all need pressurized shite to get rid of pikeys!

Simon 3 door

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Damn pikeys
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2008, 20:28:01 PM »
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pikeys suck, I assume they go for heavy cars because of the scrap value these days? When I worked in an office I remember a bunch of proper pikeys moving into the carpark and waiting out the entire eviction notice, fookin scum. Best though is this:-

Some pikeys (maybe the same ones) also moved onto a farmers field near where I used to work, obviously the farmer wanted them off. He went and told them to leave and got abuse and a statement of thier right to be there until an eviction notice has been filed. The farmer not to be deterred went and fetched his muck spreader. I don't know if any of you know but the muck spreaders have serious pressure, he parked near them took the hose and manually sprayed the entire pikey encampment, caravans cars kids they all got covered in shite. Obviously the pikeys tried to run at him presumably to give him a good beating, but I am told the pressure from the hose was enough to knock them back and keep them pinned. He shut it off asked them to leave and they agreed.

Eviction notices my arse, we all need pressurized shite to get rid of pikeys!

LMAO I remember when Clarkson did the same to a Toyota RAV 4. Priceless.

 

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